Fabulista Ridicules: The Terracotta Fetish.

Terracotta is clay.

Terracotta is a tile.

Terracotta is NOT a skin colour.

Terracotta is NOT sexy.

So unless you are Donatella Versace (God knows why…), fake tanning to terracotta is ridiculous.

Sun tanning to terracotta is pure stupidity - unadulterated.