Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Fabulista Acquires: A New Fruit...

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   Behold the new MacBook Pro from Apple...

...everything else is self-explanatory.

 

Update: 15" 2.66GHz model out of stock till next week...

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Fabulista Explains: The Ponzi Scheme Sesame Street Style

 
 
 
A Ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that pays returns to investors from their own money or money paid by subsequent investors rather than from any actual profit earned. The Ponzi scheme usually offers returns that other investments cannot guarantee in order to entice new investors, in the form of short-term returns that are either abnormally high or unusually consistent. The perpetuation of the returns that a Ponzi scheme advertises and pays requires an ever-increasing flow of money from investors in order to keep the scheme going.

The system is destined to collapse because the earnings, if any, are less than the payments. Usually, the scheme is interrupted by legal authorities before it collapses because a Ponzi scheme is suspected or because the promoter is selling unregistered securities. As more investors become involved, the likelihood of the scheme coming to the attention of authorities increases.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Fabulista Asks: For Sarah Mclachlan's "Answer"



I will be the answer at the end of the line
I will be there for you while you take the time
In the burning of uncertainty I will be your solid ground
I will hold the balance if you cant look down

If it takes my whole life I wont break I wont bend
Itll all be worth it worth it in the end
Cause I can only tell you what I know
that I need you in my life
When the stars have all gone out
youll still be burning so bright

Cast me gently into morning
For the night has been unkind
Take me to a place so holy
That I can wash this from my mind
The memory of choosing not to fight

If it takes a whole life I wont break I wont bend
Itll all be worth it worth it in the end
Cause I can only tell you what I know
That I need you in my life
And when the stars have all burned out
Youll still be burning so bright
Cast me gently into morning for the night has been unkind

Fabulista Says: Goodbye.

I wanted to write about K.

I wanted to write about K’s infallible love for his God.

I wanted to write about K’s excitement when I showed I shared the same beliefs.

He was always excited about anything that has anything remotely connected to his God.

He even finds the strangest ways to link every fascination to his God.

Perhaps now K will know if his God exists and how much the entity loves him.

I could not write anything about K.

There’s too much to write.

So I asked Sarah to help me.

I hope Sarah approves and K appreciates it.

This is for you K.

Rest well.

You’ve always needed it.


I will remember you, will you remember me?

Don't let your life pass you by,

Weep not for the memories

Remember the good times that we had?

I let them slip away from us when things got bad.

How clearly I first saw you smilin' in the sun

Wanna feel your warmth upon me

I wanna be the one

I will remember you, will you remember me?

Don't let your life pass you by

Weep not for the memories

I'm so tired but I can't sleep

Standin' on the edge of something much too deep

It's funny how we feel so much but we cannot say a word

We are screaming inside, but we can't be heard

But I will remember you, will you remember me?

Don't let your life pass you by

Weep not for the memories

I'm so afraid to love you

But more afraid to lose

Clinging to a past that doesn't let me choose

Once there was a darkness

Deep and endless night

You gave me everything you had, oh you gave me light

And I will remember you, will you remember me?

Don't let your life pass you by

Weep not for the memories

Weep not for the memories

- Sarah McLachlan

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Fabulista Sympathises: A Singular Item...

In a recent meeting with my fellow compatriot of impeccable taste cum long time friend, the topic of my departure from WTS inevitably came up. Inevitable, because Gin is an alumni; a WTler. I was very frank with Gin since Gin is one of those rare WTlers who does does have a blind and insufferable infatuation with anything and everything WTS.

“It’s the head fashion editor and his assistant,” I confessed, “the latter runs rings around him while the former willingly let’s her.”

“Seriously? How does the school allow her to do that…?”

“She’s alumni… in that fashion school, alumni means EVERYTHING!” I gestured a big, full circle to drive the point home.

“Alumni? Hmm… names, names, give me names,” Gin implored, thirsty for juicy tidbits, “I remember names, not characters.”

“Geekay” at which point both of us broke into (elegant) guffaws at the mention of her name. The pronunciation of her nomenclature is a homophone for “singular item” in a local dialect.

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She was my fabric literature trainer!” exclaimed Gin.

“I know her!” exclaimed Gin, putting on a serious face, as if something had suddenly clicked in his mind, “She was my fabric literature trainer!”

For the uninitiated, fab-lit in our circles refers to the understanding of the finer intricacies of the language of fabric – its colours, patterns and weaves. Anyway, I opened my eyes in surprise, echoing a Disney song. It’s a small world after all!

“Oh she sucks big time as a trainer!” Gin continued, “NOBODY could stand her! Everybody falls asleep during her lesson – she can’t teach to save her life!”

Gin’s sentiments, while personal and singular, appears to echo the many comments about her that I’ve come across her on fashion blogs by her ex-trainees. Gin’s was considered mild compared with others who makes comments about a certain part of her (hmm-hmm) anatomy or asking after her mother’s (ahem) well-being.

There are a few factors that make Gin’s comments all the more significant. Gin is by nature, laid-back and usually nonchalant. Also, Gin loves fab-lit and when I say love, I mean you can lay Gin on a bed of well made cloth and you can see sex in action. So to fall asleep during a fab-lit lesson and to condemn a trainer is so unbecoming of Gin than one has no choice but to listen and pay attention.

Imagine. Sixteen years after Gin’s dismal experience with Geekay and the memories is still so horrific that it can be recalled with all the negative, gory details. It can’t be good.


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How would I be remembered sixteen years down the road?

I am a fashion trainer, though I hesitate to compare myself to the ‘singular item’. As I see batches of wannabes become the fashion-savvy doyennes that they are, I should feel a sense of accomplishment. I should feel that a part of me is now pulsing through them – the thoughts that I have tried to impart, mixing colours, patterns, fabrics and cuts should now guide them to influence the next generation to good taste. They should be the future purveyors of beauty, culture and art.

However, I should be so saddened, if my existence seems never to have been any part of their lives, as if my presence was no more than a spectral entity to their consciousness. As much as I hope that it does not come to that, only time will tell.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Fabulista Feels: Amissed...

Strange things transpire over coffee. If you thought alcohol opens people up, you haven’t seen the power of coffee and the stimulated mind yet.

I was having my usual at my usual with Vic. Staring out of the full glass panels, we had a panoramic view of the street outside. I saw vapour forming on the glass where Vic’s face was near.

“A penny for your thoughts?” I asked.

“Just a penny?” came the reply, “baby, you know my thoughts are worth more than that…”

It’s true, Vic has one of the more brilliant minds I know amongst my circle of friends. “That’s beside the point,” I retorted, “you know what I mean.”

Vic gave a wry smile. “I do… and that’s the ironic part.” Pause. “Damn. I wish I wasn’t so smart and I wouldn’t think so much.”

I knew instinctively Vic meant more than what was said. They were words spoken out of despair than of pride. “Tell me… talk to me Vic…” I gave a look that said I’m listening, “you know I’m good for it.” I smiled and Vic appeared more relaxed.

There was a heavy sigh and a droop of the shoulders and Vic picked up the mug of coffee and stared out dreamily into the distance, across the street and traffic as a sip was taken. Vic squinted as the sun suddenly veered through the clouds.

“I’m afraid I’ve missed my chance,” Vic sighed.

“Chance? Chance for what?” I pressed on.

“Chance to find happiness with a partner… look at me, I’m in my thirties and I’ve just realized I want a partner.”

I looked at Vic. I was puzzled.

“My brain had just decided that I want someone permanent in my life,” deep breath, “but my age and my body says ‘too late!’”

Vic tells me how ironic the whole thing feels. I felt the same way too. Sometimes, our mind and body appears so out of sync with each other, we wonder if they belong to the same entity at all.

I am on the opposite side of the same boat. I’ve always wanted a partner. But my partners have always been distant. Not mentally or emotionally mind you, but physically – they come from lands faraway, across oceans, in another country. I always hear the same thing, it’s like a broken breakup record, if there’s such a thing…

“Yeah, we’re wonderful together, but you know, we’re in two different places…”

“You are such a wonderful person, you’ll find another one…”

I’ve been served those lines above, including other variations on the same theme. My currently single status belies my experience in failed relationships. I’ve had my fair share of those… to last me two or three life times. It has come to a point where I am tired. Maybe I just want to sit and enjoy the view, so to speak. It is certainly easier and less traumatic. Or maybe I am sitting around, being passive because I just want to be picked up.

That’s probably why I keep hanging out at the café where beautiful people frequent – waiting to be picked up. The café as a modern day bar or pub…?

Whatever it is, I was intrigued and inspired by Vic’s words.

I picked up my mug of coffee.

I joined in the leaving of vapour on the café’s glass panels…

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Fabulista Feels: Protected...

image A trainee at the village fashion school was disciplined the other day. The fashion elite trainee was disrespectful to an established sartorial doyenne.

“It is my duty to make sure you are beautiful inside and out,” the headmaster of the fashion school remarked before giving the trainee a sound reminder on the posterior.

A disrespectful trainee being given a verbal sound off is never heard off in my previous employment at WTS; a physical, on the posterior no less, exist only in their version of science fiction.

One felt blissfully esteemed when moving under the leadership of one who safeguards your respect and integrity.

Once again, one is NOT unhappy having made the decision to move back home…

Fabulista: M and the people passing by...

image As M sits, bathing in the warm sunshine streaming into the café through the glass panels, a thought enters the mind, “How many times have I sat in here and waited? Waiting for the right one to come along…? Is it going to work? Does it work this way?”

As M considers this, countless pass by. They are passing by the pavement outside the café, the one running along next to the street. The people’s faces are plastered with blank stares that seem intent on looking nonchalant to who or what is ahead of them. They walk by, evanescing into the distance.

To M, they look beautiful, most of them filled with a natural beautifying essence called ‘youth’. “Wasted on the young…” M sighs. They are filled with so much potential, so many possibilities that are so often ruined by the wrong choices.

As the sun sets, the profiles of the passer bys become silhouettes. Their features, beautiful or otherwise form a beautiful grotesque in the warm colourless glow of the sodium streetlights, like orange spectres crossing to the other side.

M. goes back the book that is meant to be read.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Fabulista Considers: The Truth About

image Kavornica, Kav to friends, is not envious of the situation they are in. From the way horror stories flows from their tongues and mouths, Kav made the right decision to leave the island of Morosé. Kav left the island for better prospect in a nearby village that is setting up a new market for potential entrepreneurs. Kav is glad of the decision to leave.

Nevertheless, hearing the ceaseless flow of heavy taxes and endless daylights on that island isn’t making things any easier on Kav. Old friends are still struggling on the island – struggles and hardship that Kav is all too familiar with. It wasn’t too long ago when the same things were tormenting Kav’s days and nights.

“I wake up saying ‘shit’, dreading to face the day ahead”

“The people are crap…”

Those are only some of the words that flowed as coffee is poured into demitasses. Days with sunrises were created and promised to hold hope and joy. Kav thinks in the mind while the heart aches at the thought of his friends languishing in the same pain that allowed an easy decision to leave when Kav’s mind was first made up.

There isn’t much Kav can do, the mind knows that much. But Kav is more determined to treasure what is in the hands even more and to be even more thankful. Kav is thankful for making the right decision to come home.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Fabulista Finds; The Soundtrack to One's Life...

imageDear Sophie,

Thanks for writing about me. I am so glad to be used as THE inspiration for your collection of novellas. Love them, darling!! XX

I have to ask, were you consulted for the collection of songs used in the movie and featured on the soundtrack? They are just ADORABLE and is just ME ME ME to a T! Lurve the songs!!

I am such a fan of the series of books! When is the next one coming out (and can I get an autographed copy from you)?


Lotsaluv,
M. Fabulista,
self-confessed shopaholic.


*The movie is coming out on 26 March in the sunny island set in the sea... guess who's going to catch one's bio-epic...? No prize for the correct guess...