Thursday, July 31, 2008

Fabulista Comments: Some People Are Just not Models.

In the same way that some people are born not too smart, some people are just not meant to be models. I say this in the most pragmatic, non-judgmental, non-discriminating way. It's just the way things are.

So when I received queries about wannabes not making the grade or not performing as well as they can, I tend to get a bit flabbergasted.

As much as the child can be the pride of your loins, there are some things that no amount of euphoric love showered upon them can change. Height or natural beauty, like stupidity is something that no amount of self-deluding affirmation and love can change, no matter the background. It just IS!

So to the self-deluded prideful loin-owners out there, if you child is born butt ugly, gangly and ungainly, please peel off the clam shells off your eyes and learn to accept your child for what the child is... just as the parents of stupid kids (say Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears?) have. Both you and the child will be that much happier for it.
In the same way that some people are born not too smart, some people are just not meant to be models. I say this in the most pragmatic, non-judgmental, non-discriminating way. It's just the way things are.

So when I received queries about wannabes not making the grade or not performing as well as they can, I tend to get a bit flabbergasted.

As much as the child can be the pride of your loins, there are some things that no amount of euphoric love showered upon them can change. Height or natural beauty, like stupidity is something that no amount of self-deluding affirmation and love can change, no matter the background. It just IS!

So to the self-deluded prideful loin-owners out there, if you child is born butt ugly, gangly and ungainly, please peel off the clam shells off your eyes and learn to accept your child for what the child is... just as the parents of stupid kids (say Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears?) have. Both you and the child will be that much happier for it.

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