An Uplifting Spiritual Experience.

It’s amazing how some people can multitask. What’s more amazing is the tasks they combine with – like religion and eroticism.

I was Starbucks® the other when I noticed a couple sitting by the window couches and doing some reading/revision. Judging from what one of them was wearing and noticing an opened bible on the coffee table, I supposed they were theology students.

How industrious. Bible studying after bible studies.

It wasn’t soon after when they decided that it was enough of revision and it was time instead to move on to other subjects – the kind that requires two parties. I noticed that the female among the two slithered over the male’s lap and they started to get touchy-feely. Seriously touchy-feely.

I thought it was their prerogative if they wanted to do a show-and-tell and give everyone in the café a lesson on publicly-displaying-affection. But there was a point where it was really an “aurgh, get a room… PLEASE!” situation.

About an hour later, they finally let up. However, without sounding too explicit, let me just say that unfortunately for the male anatomy, it doesn’t just let the up go down that easily. As they both stood up to prepare to leave, perhaps for another seminary, there was an obvious third party standing up too. It was making such an appearance; it was almost comical while being mildly obscene at the same time. With all that studying, I do believe it wasn’t just the mind and spirit that received a boost that day.

It was a revision exercise that was obviously an uplifting experience in more ways than one.