They say (who they?) the truth shall set you free. So in this entry, I shall go right out and shout it from the top of this BLOG...
I LOVE HIM!
There I've gone out on a limb and said it! And there are so many reasons to love him. He is bigger, juicier and so much tastier. He really fills me up! I have to open up wider just to accommodate him and still make a mess of myself. And the afterglow... oh... it just gets me all warm and fuzzy inside thinking about it.
And I love the fact that I always get a fresh one from him each time.
I love him, I've said it!
I love Carl's Jr� burgers! (What were you thinking?) Burger King? Step aside, please! Nothing compares to the mouth-and-stomach-filling colossal of a sandwich. I also love the fact that it's made fresh each time I order and that it's packed with fresh, crunchy veggies.
Each bite is an instant orgasmic experience. (Hey, I am single, I need all the alternatives I can get and besides, good food can be better than sex, minus the guilt and commitment issues).
I've been telling my friends about THAT particular Carl's Jr. ad that features Paris Hilton - it's sizzling, it's hot, it's barbecued and it promises to get messy. It's got a scantily clad blonde in leather/pleather/vinyl (gees, who can tell?), it's got car washing, a giant hose and food. Messy and sexy was never this scandalously delicious. Okay, maybe with Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton, but that's another story.
I was browsing through the net when I discovered an online version of the director's cut of the ad and surprise, surprise, from the land of Weird Al Yankovic, comes a parody version of the same... well, how is the video like? Why don't you see it for yourself?
Compare that with the original version, director's cut:
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1 comments:
I miss Carl's Junior Burgers! They don't have them on the East Coast.
Marc and I used to get them in Phoenix and San Diego (Dito liked them too, but not as much as he liked Jumbo Jacks from Jack in the Box).
The video is great! (Not the Paris one, except for camp purposes... the woman is a disaster).
The video with the bear sized guy is how I would look after eating at Carl's for ...oh, I'd say a week!
Just remember...Carl's can be good to you but leads to the waist-size that "dare not speak it's name".
: )
- Chris
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