Saturday, December 30, 2006

The Holiday Travelogue that became an Eat-alogue

I booked myself a trip to Sunway in KL for a bit of RNR over the holidays. My initial plan was to concentrate on my writing while spending quality alone time with myself. I managed to do both of those of course. What caught me by surprise however, was a sumptuous selection of food, like a child lost in a candy store – the anxious and confusing feeling of fear and excitement at the same time.

Here then is a recollection and review of the few eating-places, some with regrets that I managed to get a chance to taste. This then, is a record of the holiday travelogue that became an eat-alogue.


Sunday – Uncle Lim’s Penang Laksa.

It’s my first day in KL. I wanted to try something local. Okay, so I was reminded that most of the stuff that I can get in KL is most probably what I can get in Singapore too. But hey, there has to be something right? Like Ipoh Hor Fun, Sarawak Laksa, Malacca Chicken Rice, Johor Lontong… well, the list goes on. Since I am in the capital city of the Federation, there has to be something interesting… KL has to be famous for something(?). At least, there has to a “Selangor Something”.

But no, at least not in Bandar Sunway.

But I found Uncle Lim’s. A glorified kopitiam that asks nostalgic questions like “do you remember this…?” with the illustration of an antique coffeemaker (you know the kind made of tin complete with a ‘sock strainer’). Seeing that it was actually crowded, I assumed that the food they serve must be of some caliber. So I sat down and ordered myself an item from one of the states of Malaysia, one that my aunt-in-law (who is incidentally from Ipoh) does a wicked version of – the Penang Laksa.

The verdict – it’s good. I love the sweet, tangy flavour of the stock complete with spearmint leaves, fresh red onion rings and sardines. Unfortunately, the sardines were served a tad too chunky and there shouldn’t be any sardines in Penang Laksa, not the authentic/original ones anyway.

So it’s not too bad a bowl of noodle if you are ever in KL and is looking for something edible. But there is no need to sweat if you miss it.


Monday morning - Sunway Pyramid Tower Hotel's Breakfast.

If you ever book a room in Pyramid Tower, give the breakfast a miss. Opt for “no breakfast”. There are plenty of choices around the hotel vicinity. What's more important is that the hotel's breakfast is really bad. To make things worse, they serve the same thing everyday! So it's the same shitty stuff every day of the six days I was here.

Seriously folks! Save yourself the heartache! Opt for no breakfast!

(Sigh… six more days of this crap…)


Monday evening - Tony Roma's Beef Ribs.

I had just been at the Theme Park at Sunway with my friend. So I thought I could share a platter. After all, I had overheard someone mentioned something about the servings being “American portions”.

It was perfect! The beef ribs were huge AND tender and grilled to perfection. The accompanying sauces were absolutely delicious too. We also shared a salmon salad. But what was best about it - the prices are to die for. It's the same digits in RM as it is in SGD.

If you are ever in Malaysia, a rib fan and with friends, do yourself a favour! Go get yourself hung over a rack of ribs.


Wednesday - Bar B Q Place

This is supposed to be a franchise from Thailand and it is really good.

Conceptually, it isn't very different from the Korean BBQ that has mushroomed all over Singapore. However, unlike the over marinated cousin (read 'everything tastes the same'), this version is refreshingly neither seasoned nor marinated. Instead, what you get is a serving of the freshest ingredients (choice selection of pork, chicken, beef and seafood) to be grilled and tasted at its best - i.e. its original taste.

Nevertheless, in contrast to Tony Roma's reviewed earlier, this restaurant's portions are decidedly Asian (specifically Thai). I ordered a beef set apportioned for 2 and easily polished it off. It was served on a platter of choice beef fillets, chicken fillets, fresh and tender salt-water prawns and squids sitting on a generous bed of Chinese cabbage and lettuce. It really is a complete meal of meat proteins, rice carbo and roughage aplenty - guiltless indulgence.

This restaurant is definitely on my list of 'To Go Again' eating-places. If you are ever in KL or Bangkok, do give it a try and tell me what you think.


Thursday - Lunch at Laksa Shack

Someone please get a franchise and bring it over to Singapore! It's THAT good!

Oh, and while at it, please modify the “Singapore Laksa” recipe to include fresh delicious cockles and a sprinkling of laksa leaves.


Thursday - Dinner at Sushi King.

It sucked like a black hole on speed.

I have never had a Japanese so bad that it leaves a bad taste in my mouth, literally.

Let me describe the gastronomically excruciating minutes.

I ordered a bento that was supposed to include a serving of grilled mackerel, a serving of tempura moriwase, a selection of sushi and maki and for carbo' - a serving of buckwheat noodle.

But here's what it really was.

The grilled mackerel was cold and chewy - evidence that it had been cooked and exposed for a long time. The tempura pieces tasted rancid which obviously meant that the oil had been used once too many times. Or maybe lots of too many times… I wouldn't know.

The sushi and maki samplers were bad too. The only one that was really edible was the single morsel of sake (salmon) sushi. The others were all terribly stale - the same exposed-to-air texture and taste. I mean, they would taste great if they were meant to be chewing gum but they're not, so I suppose they fail.

The ONLY saving grace of the bento was the soba (buckwheat) noodles. Served in a clear dashi soup and topped with a sprinkling of spring onions. But then again, how can you go wrong with such a simple dish of store bought soba and stock? Well, if they did even foul up this simple this, then this would have been a wordless piece of writing. I'd have been stunned to silence.

In the end, how does Sushi King fare? I am afraid it has to be dethroned as a failure. In fact, at this stage, it might even need extra credit just to score an F+.


Friday - Lunch at Chung Hing (三间庄).

This family restaurant outlet prides itself in its self-made noodles. In fact, they are very proud of how they prepare all, any and every of the dishes in their menu. They actually have a poster that deconstructs the make up of the stock, noodles and other accompaniments of a single noodle dish - demonstrating the amount of care and attention given to even the most basic of the ingredient; the stock.

Both out of curiosity and inspired awe, I stepped into the eatery and ordered their signature noodle dish of SJK noodle and a side order of prawn dumpling soup (水饺汤). I have to say this - they lived up to their claim. The stock was deliciously robust (albeit suspiciously so) and their noodles, each untangled strand of it was delectably chewy and bouncy. These are textures that I look out for and appreciate in my noodles.

The dumplings did not disappoint either. Each generously sized portion of the serving was thus filled with whole prawns, crunchy root vegetables and thoroughly well-seasoned! It's well worth the price paid for the serving - certainly an experience for the palette that has grown jaded of Chinese noodle dishes.


Friday - Dinner at O Viet.

On the last day of my holiday in KL, I booked myself an appointment with Mandara SPA. It naturally means that I should cap the treatment with a nutritious yet light meal. Conveniently, there was O Viet which I have not tried yet.

With the massage oil leaving a nutty floral lingering trail as I move (I was advised to leave the oil on for the next hour to work on my skin), I checked myself into O Viet and promptly ordered a Pho Bo Duc Biet (mixed beef noodle) and summer rolls as appetizers. For the uninitiated, Vietnamese summer rolls are the lighter, un-fried cousins of the spring rolls which I thoroughly enjoyed.

The serving of Pho Bo was expectedly delicious and refreshing with its generous array of herbs (Asian basil, spearmint) and vegetables (a whole heap of bean sprouts, yum). I absolutely enjoyed the tasty stock used to prepare the noodles as well as the delicious chilli sauce used as a condiment for the beef.

Although this restaurant isn't any special, it does however, serve authentic (to my judgment) Vietnamese food which leaves me wanting another serving of Pho Bo when I get back home.


So there's my review of the food and food places I ate and visited over my last trip to KL, which incidentally was really satisfying - wait till I start writing on the shopping segment of my holiday. It's going to leave shopaholics with a new year-end Mecca.


Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Phuket Dec'06 - Day 4 - 6

5th – 8th Dec, Tues – Fri – Patong Beach, Phuket.

My stay at Patong at the Patong City Hotel melded from one day to another. They were filled with days of tanning and nights of fabulous eats at the roadside stalls or al frescoes. But there was an incident – my otherwise idyllic stay was marred by an overt racist episode.

Good Eats!

I love the fantastic array of simple and affordable food everywhere along the streets of Patong. I had myself a plate of roasted chicken and pork rice that costs only 30 baht on the first night at Patong. Subsequently, I went back again to try their savoury glass noodle soup with an assorted meat mix. I was also at a roadside stall and tried their noodle soup with dumplings and pig’s blood curds (it tastier than it sounds, really!), also 30 baht each. Great stuff!

Too bad Baskin Robbins pulled out of Singapore. I was on an ice-cream binge at the outlet on Rat-U-Thit Road. I know I won’t get it when I am back in Singapore.

I had a night cap every night – vodkas and bacardis downed with tapas of grilled kebabs from the roadside stall outside the hotel.

Ahh… good nights.

Great Shops!

Then started my second phase of shopping. I just knew that one hour is simply not enough. Sure enough, on this second visit, I ended with a whole slew of merchandise at prices way cheaper than Singapore.

Strabucks – products that are NOT available in Singapore; an assortment of chocolates and candies and other merchandise.
Addidas – 5 to 10 dollars cheaper.
Geox shoes – about 50% cheaper.
Nautica – a few dollars cheaper – might as well.
Nino Cerruti – not even available in Singapore.
Estee Lauder and Clarins toiletries – even when compared with DFS for selected products!

Racist Snobs :-(

It was on one of these shopping trips that I experienced racism firsthand. I was on the shuttle to bring me back to my hotel when the driver turned around and asked, “Excuse me, where you going (sic)?”

“Back to my hotel…”

“Show me your key card…”

I was asked to prove my tourist identity while other passengers plied onto the free shuttle service and the driver didn’t even bat an eyelid at them. Suddenly it became clear to me that I was the ONLY Asian on board, all the others were Caucasians. It became clear that I was asked to prove my identity because of my skin colour. My identity was suspect because of my ethnicity.

In fact, there was a handful more Caucasians who jumped on board as the bus moved off. Not only did the driver not bat an eyelid or asked for ID, he even smiled and nodded at them. Well that just stank.

It did not feel good. Throughout the journey back to my hotel, I felt angry, upset and uncomfortable. The experience sucked, big time.

I was reminded of the many times I passed by tailor shops, the keepers would call out to all the Caucasians passing by, but none would give two hoots to me or any other Asian for that matter, especially the darker skin variety (I was just tanned).

It was the same at the restaurants – even though my friend and I would normally order more than any other fair skin diner in there, the waiters would still fawn over them like lovesick puppies while we wait to be serviced. And these are only a couple of the louder incidents.

It’s sad that I can only come to the conclusion that it was a racist incident, but there really isn’t any other explanation that I can conjure to excuse the whole scenario. Perhaps someone else can. In the meantime, I have been awakened to the fact that Thailand, well, at least Phuket, is not only a land of many races but also many racists. They may claim to be a land of a thousand smiles, but behind each smile carries with it a baggage of prejudices and ignorance.

So will I go back to Phuket? Well, I am already planning to visit Karon again on my next holiday. But I go there purely for geographic reasons – the natural beauty of the locale is breathtaking. However, the culture of Phuket’s economy-driven moral prejudices mars the vista. Big time. But I guess, I can go there with my blinkers on for a purely nature appreciation trip.

It’s beautiful, but blue.

Monday, December 4, 2006

Phuket Dec'06 - Day 3

4th Dec, Mon, 2230hrs – Karon Beach, Karon, Phuket.

Spent the whole day at the beach today. Jan was nice to vege out there with me.

Slumped comfortably at the beach from morning to evening. Did not get burn thanks to my newly procured Oriental Princess sunblock. In fact, now lovely tan gloriously regained!! No more pallid me! Yay! Wonder how long it’ll last though once I get back to work…

Had a scrumptious seafood dinner at a local al fresco. Ordered live lobster, fresh oysters, tom yum talay (seafood) and a plate of stir fried water spinach.

2330hrs – Hotel room, Karon, Phuket.

Aurgh! How I wish I can just chant ‘hocus pocus’ and my luggage would pack itself… all the shopping bags! It’s crazy! Time to grease up the elbow and do some packing.

Yay… the joys of shopping…

Sunday, December 3, 2006

Phuket Dec'06 - Day 2

3rd Dec, Sun, 0910hrs – Breakfast at Café Inn, Karon, Phuket.

The sun is streaming in from between the two rows of colonial-style buildings. I am having breakfast accompanied by Peter White’s familiar tunes on smoothjazz.com. I guess the café uses Internet radio service.

The atmosphere here is very relaxed, very friendly and most importantly, serene and quiet. It’s a few physical kilometers but world away from Patong.

I think Colonel would have preferred this part of Phuket more than the one were the last time…

1030hrs – Karon Beach, Karon, Phuket.

This IS a good time to visit Phuket! The sun is blazing and the cool breeze accompanies it.

I went down to the water and it is clear and pristine! Even at three meters deep, I can still see the floor bed of the beach!

There is nothing like fabulous weather, a wonderful beach and time in hand for a wonderful tanning session. All coming together well and altogether…

…lovely!

2230hrs – Hotel room, Karon, Phuket.

Went crazy shopping again. But this time round, it isn’t because of the amount I bought (although I did purchase the entire range of Clarins Men®’s range of products), rather, it’s because of the speed. We arrange with the driver to allow us an hour at each shopping center (Tesco/Lotus and Central Festival) and three at the fabulous night market (must visit when in Phuket, take a tuk-tuk). Note to self and all – one hour is simply NOT enough for ANY sort of shopping. Will go back to Central again.

The night market was FABULOUS!! Not much of things to buy, for me, per se. Stuff to buy is more for Jan, but there was food galore for me!! I went on a binge! Even though the plan was to meet after shopping and pack stuff back to the hotel to eat, I just couldn’t help myself – grilled squids in ultra hot sauce, spring rolls, once-crushed sugar cane juice and other assorted grilled meats.

Got lost for a while when trying to get to the rendezvous point with point. Fortunately, managed to get there without panicking… and then it was back to the hotel with our bags of shopping and food galore!

Saturday, December 2, 2006

Phuket Dec'06 - Day 1

2nd Dec, Sat, 1500 SGT - Changi Budget Terminal

At Changi Budget Terminal (what a horrible name!) making an entry before boarding the plane.

Had a quick lunch of mee rebus from Killiney outlet (note to self: NEVER eat from there AGAIN!)

Now logged in to wireless@sg to make an entry.

Jan is away at the duty free shop (ciggy-shopping, what else?)

By the way, the atmosphere at the budget terminal sucks. Perhaps I'm used to the atmosphere at the main terminals, maybe I am just pampered, but I still believe that traveling abroad is a big deal and the traveler should be made to feel so.

The budget terminal makes me feel sick about going away... the main one, I just feel all abuzz about boarding my flight, going up, up and away...!

2317hrs – Karon Café Inn & Restaurant, Karon, Phuket.

I have been here for only a few hours and I have decided that I won’t be recommending the place to anyone coming to Karon.

Comfortable as the place may be, it’s too bare boned to be true.

When I arrived, there wasn’t a welcome drink at the reception to greet me. I was ushered to a room that hasn’t a water boiler nor stocked room bar.

On top of that, I was promised a free wireless access but when I arrived, I was promptly told that it’s 100bht for 2 hours! Well never mind then, I shan’t surf the net. I thought I’d go and have a shower instead.

Guess what? No hot water for shower. Sigh…

Friday, December 1, 2006

For Sale: Olympus C-720 Ultra Zoom (used; BRILLIANT condition)

Hey folks! I am selling off my Olympus C-720 Ultra Zoom.

Serious buyers please bid for it at eBay!!

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